Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he

walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks

into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a

room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he

walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"




She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


Slim,


Tall,


38D breast,


24" waist and


34" hips.


When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."